https://strangelynaked.com/2020/02/17/vestiges-part-2/2020-02-17T18:34:21+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2020/02/03/vestiges/2020-02-06T01:59:42+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2019/11/11/fear-the-tantrum/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/child-tantrum.jpgchild tantrumThat look on the dog's face, I know that look. I empathize with that look.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/child-hannibal-lecter.jpgChild Hannibal Lecter2019-11-12T12:04:18+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2019/10/28/shortsighted-demons/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/demonpossession.pngdemonpossession"We got your x-rays back and...well...you have brain goblins."https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/the-exorcist-levitation-screenshot.jpgThe-Exorcist-levitation-screenshotI mean, dude, possession or not, if I can fly and you try to take that away from me, we're not friends. I don't care if you saved my mortal soul, you stole my super power. 2019-11-09T20:45:35+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2019/04/01/a-year-of-screaming-into-the-void/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/saying-no-to-booze.pngsaying no to boozeWhy do sobriety ads always make booze look so delicious?2019-09-15T11:36:11+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2019/02/11/passive-industrial-sabotage/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/decaf-decap-meme.jpgdecaf decap memeI would accept this punishment.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/too-much-coffee-man-skull.jpgtoo much coffee man skullImage from Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler. You should read it, it's great.2019-02-15T14:18:20+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/12/30/its-better-to-say-nothing-at-all/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/new-year-baby-evil.jpgnew-year-baby-evilI love that new year is depicted as a baby, because like a baby, it's a ball of potential that through its cuteness will destroy your individuality, test your resolve, stress you out, and make you question your every life choice.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/happy-new-year.jpghappy-new-yearThis is perfect because it shows baby new year with the scythe ready to "reap" the old year.2019-01-02T21:06:20+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/12/17/a-charlie-brown-nuclear-winter/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/realistic-Charlie-Brown.jpgrealistic Charlie BrownOh, you're right, Charlie looks healthy. By artist Tim O'Brien (couldn't find a viable link)https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Whalen-A-Charlie-Brown-Christmas.jpgWhalen-A-Charlie-Brown-ChristmasArt by Tom Whalenhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/post-apocalyptic-Charlie-Brown.jpgpost-apocalyptic Charlie BrownTeenager Charlie looking like a Cormac McCarthy character drawn by Max Dunbarhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/charlie-brown-christmas-poster.jpegcharlie brown christmas poster2018-12-24T04:27:04+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/11/26/5-reasons-why-die-hard-is-not-a-christmas-movie/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/die-hard-christmas-tree-topper.jpgDie Hard Christmas Tree Topperhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/die-hard-christmas-book.jpgDie-Hard-Christmas-Book2018-12-11T23:27:35+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/11/12/merry-early-christmas/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/funny-nevertakethemdown.jpgfunny-nevertakethemdownhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/michael-buble-emerges.jpgmichael buble emergeshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/evil-christmas-kid.jpgevil Christmas kid2018-11-13T01:32:39+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/10/30/the-horrors-of-life/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/everyday-horrors-michael-meyers-shopping.jpgEveryday-Horrors-Michael-Meyers-ShoppingThis is @jshaltz again. Here's the Etsy for prints again. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/jason-in-cubicle1.jpgJason in Cubiclehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/jason-in-cubicle.jpgJason in CubicleBy @jshaltz. Prints available on his Etsy page.2018-11-04T14:49:27+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/10/15/faithful-to-the-masses/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/mothers-day-church-sign-sexist.jpegmother's day church sign sexistDidn't think this one through. Or, if they did, Bad Pastor, NO!https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/god-is-faithful.jpgGod is faithfulActual picture of the sign.2018-10-18T15:43:56+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/09/10/cars-are-an-invisibility-cloak/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/dog-driving-car-memes.jpgdog-driving-car-memeshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/playing-sax-while-driving.jpgplaying sax while drivingThat's not safe sax (I apologize for nothing)2018-09-18T14:01:02+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/08/27/expertly-inexpert-debater/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/apology-playlist.jpegapology playlistI still have an iPod. This is the only thing loaded on it. I also have a copy on CD, and vinyl in case I need them.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/alligator-bites-elephant.jpgalligator bites elephantI relate to that alligator. 2018-08-29T21:48:11+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/08/01/conversations-with-raccoons/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/raccoontongueout.jpgraccoontongueouthttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/raccoon-riding-an-aligator.jpgraccoon riding an aligator2018-08-08T12:25:53+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/06/04/the-banality-of-addiction/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/earned-a-hangover-pickleope.jpgEarned a hangover PickleopeConstant justification is a hallmark of a deluded drunk.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/drunk-pickle-jpeg.jpgDrunk Pickle.jpegI drew this during a much more innocent time, when I was able to affectionately call myself a "classy drunk."2018-07-14T02:42:10+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/03/19/road-tripping-a-guide-through-a-windshield-of-rage/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cars-with-dogs.jpgcars with dogshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/baby-logic.jpgbaby logichttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/fozie-driving.jpgFozie DrivingThe relevance of this is that we all view other drivers as complete muppets.2018-03-23T17:07:32+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/02/26/eye-am-dying/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/optometrists-arent-real-doctors.jpgOptometrists aren't real doctorsApparently eye doctoring is like therapy it's an Ophthalmologist/Optometrist divide like the Psychiatrist/Psychologist divide.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/optometry-one-or-two.jpegOptometry One or Twohttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/eye-doctors-making-it-impossible-to-drive-after-appointments.jpgeye doctors making it impossible to drive after appointments2018-03-01T12:31:14+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/02/12/the-winter-olympics-simplified/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/sport-taxidermy-taxidermists-winter_sports-winter_sports-olympics-gra110312_low.jpgDownhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/squirrel-skiing.jpegsquirrel skiinghttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/biathlon-funny.jpgbiathlon funnyhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/2018-winter-olympics.jpg2018-Winter-OlympicsI appreciate they added the asterisk ahead of time this year on the entire event.2018-02-13T23:54:00+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/01/29/defrosting-fun/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ted-williams-frozen-head.jpgted williams frozen headThat doesn't seem disrespectful at all to Ted Williams.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/capsicle-avengers.jpgCapsicle-AvengersApparently Captain America is not a documentary.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/frozen-walt-disney-doll.jpgfrozen walt disney dollYou can buy these. Here2018-01-31T02:24:15+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/01/22/in-defense-of-clark-kent/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/clark-kent-posture.jpgclark kent postureNow think of this posture and add a different hair part. I wouldn't recognize my own mother, I'm telling you.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/clark-kent-and-superman.jpgclark kent and supermanBest comparison I've seen. Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/clark_kent_superman.jpgclark_kent_supermanNotice the change in gait, hair style, hair part, and sense of confidence.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/legion-of-super-pets.jpglegion of super pets2018-01-23T11:42:43+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2018/01/15/half-assed-stop-gaps/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dumb-tough-guy1.jpgdumb tough guyhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dumb-tough-guy.jpgdumb tough guyhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/portable-heating-unit.jpgportable heating unitActual picture of the heating unit that is hardwired into the electrical panel.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/shoot-yourself-in-the-foot.jpgshoot-yourself-in-the-foot2018-01-15T23:38:23+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/12/25/santa-claus-is-a-sexual/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/middle-finger-santa.jpgmiddle finger santahttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/seductive-santa.jpegseductive santa2018-01-05T01:26:20+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/12/12/a-comforting-voice-in-the-darkness/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/local-swingers-club.jpglocal swingers clubBy the way, NEVER Google Image search Swingers. Even if you add "Swingers, Funny" it's not worth it.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/liebster-award.jpgLiebster-AwardI know, I was shocked this is still around too. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/depression-funny-sad.jpgdepression funny sad2017-12-30T17:26:48+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/12/04/applebees-hail-mary/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/hungover-dog-meme-water.jpghungover dog meme waterhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/dirink-invite-im-weak.jpgDirink invite I'm weakhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/applebees_long_island_ad.jpegApplebees Dollar Long Island Iced TeaHow many ways can you screw this up? First, there's a second "I" in that. Second, as an attention stunt, how do you not make it $0.99 so you can make your acronym C.L.I.T.?2017-12-12T02:40:54+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/11/23/avoiding-family-political-talk/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cat-thanksgiving.jpgcat thanksgivinghttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/oj-thanksgiving.jpgOJ Thanksgiving2017-12-04T17:34:54+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/11/13/la-croix-causes-rectal-bears/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/lacroix-boi-pour-one-out.jpglacroix-boi-pour-one-outI felt obligated to add La Croix Boi. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/very-sparkling-water.jpgVery Sparkling WaterI prefer "lightly" sparkling water.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/soda-ads-01.jpgsoda-ads-01https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/the-only-water-i-have-is-sparkling-water.jpgthe only water I have is sparkling water2017-11-16T02:41:32+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/10/30/missing-ghosts/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/not-a-ghost-just-dead-inside.jpgnot a ghost just dead insideThought I'd give you a preview of the family crest I'm working on.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ouija-board-funny-kinda.jpgouija board funny kindaNo, you only have to be 8 to learn about the Ideomotor Phenomenon.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/believe-in-yourself.jpgbelieve in yourselfhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/phantom-surfer.jpgPhantom-surferNo, not a surfing Phantom, a ghost of a surfer. (I'm not proud of anything I've done here.)2017-11-05T02:26:55+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/09/25/glossing-over-the-end-times/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/apocalypse-forecast.jpgapocalypse forecasthttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/end-by-vadim-sadovski.jpgEnd by Vadim SadovskiThe aftermath of Nibiru. "End" by artist Vadim Sadovski2017-10-09T02:54:58+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/09/11/florida-vs-irma/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/gods-vengeance.jpggod's vengeancehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/american-response-to-hurricane.jpgamerican response to hurricanehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/hurricane-bullet-projection.jpghurricane bullet projection2017-09-14T15:22:29+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/08/28/internet-training-manual/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/chimps-at-computers.jpgchimps-at-computersAll comments sectionshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/meanwhile-on-the-internet.jpgMeanwhile-On-The-InternetSometimes you have to remember that internet is also capable of greatnesshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/stop-the-internets.jpgstop the internetshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/computer-101-stock-image.jpgcomputer 101 stock imageI love this because it has the floppy disc drive.2017-09-05T23:56:04+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/08/21/i-know-when-neil-degrasse-tyson-will-c3-all-over-his-tummy/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/the-oatmeal-eclipse-joke.jpgthe Oatmeal eclipse jokehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/screen-shot-2017-08-20-at-8-45-12-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-08-20 at 8.45.12 PMhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ilovedoodle-eclipse-drawing.jpgilovedoodle eclipse drawing2017-08-22T19:47:12+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/08/14/i-love-my-husbands-mangled-wiener/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/penis-tea-pot.jpgpenis-tea-potIf you're pouring hot liquid, you definitely want it streaming out of a penis. Nothing wrong with that imagery.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/penis-buffalo-wing.jpgpenis-buffalo-wingDo I have multiple jpegs of penis-shaped objects saved to my desktop currently? Who are you, the CIA?https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/strawberry-penis.jpgstrawberry-penisIf you're wondering if my search history is now penis-shaped things, it is. My browser auto-fills penis no matter what I'm trying to Google.2017-08-15T19:42:14+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/07/31/can-you-murder-a-robot/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/baby-terminator.jpgbaby terminatorhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/terminator-woody.jpgterminator woodyby Peter Clute2017-08-08T02:46:53+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/07/24/sign-me-up-satan/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/satanic-goat-reading.jpgsatanic goat readinghttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/satan-fingers.gifsatan fingershttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/for-the-glory-of-satan.jpgfor the glory of satan2017-07-29T18:19:24+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/06/27/regrets-from-dying-with-finished-business/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/the_grim_weedwhacker___by_mjranum_stock.jpgthe_grim_weedwhacker___by_mjranum_stockIt would give me a measure of comfort to know the Reaper has to edge the yard. Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/tumblr_nd5i12mnqv1s46p8ao1_500.giftumblr_nd5i12mnqV1s46p8ao1_500https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/theunis-mowing-lawn-in-a-tornado.jpegTheunis mowing lawn in a tornadoHe does realize the tornado will tear up the lawn, too, doesn't he? He should at least be masturbating to make his last moments fulfilling.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/jooliefiveash_business_ghost.jpgJooliefiveash_Business_GhostImage from Julie Fiveash Tumblr2017-07-02T06:38:22+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/06/12/for-just-19-95-you-too-can-have-pride/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/batman-gay-pride.jpgbatman gay prideMy subtle homage to Adam West. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/macys-pride-sponsor.jpgMacy's Pride SponsorGuys, pivot your stylish loafers and khaki cargo shorts, you're going the wrong direction. Catch up to the sensible polos of your coworkers.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/pride-sponsors-1.jpgpride-sponsors-1Guys, pivot your stylish loafers and khaki shorts, you're going the wrong direction. Catch up to the sensible polos of your coworkers.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/pride-balloon.jpgPRIDE Balloonhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rhea-butcher-tweet-jpg.pngrhea butcher tweet.jpg2017-06-19T02:28:47+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/05/22/sidekicking-it/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/child-monk-training.jpgchild monk trainingThere, that's my girl right there...No, wait, that one, to the right of the other guy, that one. Yeah, that's her. I think.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/batman-weening-sidekick.jpgbatman weening sidekickSource2017-05-24T03:19:45+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/05/01/slightly-out-of-place/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/funny-bizarre.jpgfunny bizarreThis is a good visual representation of how the world appeared to me.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bizarroworld.jpgbizarroworldIt felt like being in Bizarro World.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/hair_doll.jpghair_dollYep, that's an actual doll made out of human hair, in case you're looking for a birthday gift for someone.2017-05-03T02:02:41+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/04/24/z-traumatized-my-toddler/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/z-smoke-letter.jpgz smoke letterhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/z-is-for-zebra.jpgz is for zebrahttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/z-instructable.jpegz instructableI got this from a teaching website, because this site is instructive.2017-04-26T22:40:47+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/04/17/its-not-wrong-if-it-works/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/peelabananalikeamonkey.jpgpeelabananalikeamonkeySource (not that it's an endorsement)https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/open-a-banana-by-pinching-the-tip.jpgopen a banana by pinching the tipI tried, even did a reverse image search but couldn't find the original artist for this.2017-04-20T15:51:14+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/04/03/you-look-tired/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/you-look-tired-sloth-meme.jpgyou look tired sloth memeThe only acceptable epilogue to telling someone they look tired.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/you-look-tired-meme.jpgyou look tired meme2017-05-13T23:51:26+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/03/20/cartoonishly-bigoted/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bugs-transvestite.jpegbugs transvestitehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bugs-cross-dresses-for-rednecks.jpgbugs cross dresses for redneckshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bugsbunny_elmerfudd.jpgBugsBunny_ElmerFudd2017-04-07T03:30:54+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/03/13/a-regretful-partition/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/dont-invite-koolaid-man.jpgdon't invite koolaid manAs we're redesigning, I have to remember not to invite Kool-Aid Man.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/could-have-made-this-a-wall-design.jpgcould have made this a wall designIf only we thought of a better design, like this. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/berlin-wall-before-and-after.jpegberlin wall before and afterIf only there was a parallel between what's happening now and the Berlin Wall...Nah. Image source2017-03-15T05:03:50+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/03/06/flash-mobs-are-hostage-situations/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/flash-mob-airport.jpgflash-mob-airportBecause nobody is in a rush in an airport? You know what other groups do terrible synchronized dances? Country Western line dancing, and that sucks too. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/literal-flash-mob.jpgliteral-flash-mobThe only acceptable Flash mob. Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/asshole-flashmob-idiotically-happy.jpgasshole-flashmob-idiotically-happyLook at their sh*t eating grins. So proud to be blocking the walkway. 2017-03-09T21:55:23+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/02/26/sandcastles-at-low-tide/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/baby-smash-sandcastle.jpgbaby-smash-sandcastlehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sandcastle-at-low-tide.jpgsandcastle-at-low-tidehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/majestic-sandcastle.jpgmajestic-sandcastle2017-02-27T12:43:07+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/02/13/annual-reminder-valentines-day-is-good/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bear-with-chainsaw-hands.jpgbear-with-chainsaw-hands2017-02-23T03:22:54+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/02/06/life-is-like-a-babys-fart/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/babypowderfart.gifbabypowderfarthttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/the-baby-is-tired-of-being-blamed-for-farts.jpgthe-baby-is-tired-of-being-blamed-for-fartshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sloth-fart.jpgsloth-fart2017-02-12T03:52:54+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/01/30/from-nuts-to-butts/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bear-butthole.jpgbear-buttholehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/butthole-into-eye.pngbutthole-into-eyehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/keep-ya-butthole-tight.jpgkeep-ya-butthole-tight2017-01-31T16:14:28+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/01/23/march-on-women-march-on/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cop-high-fives-womens-march.jpgcop-high-fives-womens-marchGotta love a cop high-fiving demonstratorshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ian-mckellen-protest-sign.jpgian-mckellen-protest-signhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/super-callous-fascist-racist.jpegsuper-callous-fascist-racisthttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/queef-on-him-protest-sign.jpgqueef-on-him-protest-sign2017-01-24T18:42:11+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/01/21/the-roof-is-leaking-and-other-anxieties-tangentially-related-to-the-president/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/golden-showers-trump.jpggolden-showers-trumphttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/trump-first-pitch.jpgtrump-first-pitchJust a reminder, this guy never played catch with his daddy.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/donald-trump-chloroform.jpgdonald-trump-chloroform2017-01-22T22:56:56+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/01/09/the-greatest-condiment-of-all-time/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/b6101-championsmustard.jpgb6101-championsmustardhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/man-who-shaves-with-mustard.jpgman-who-shaves-with-mustardI almost forgot this guy. He shaves with mustard. Not sure if it works in the favor of my argument, but, I couldn't find someone who shaves with Ranch.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/be-good-to-your-food-french.jpgbe-good-to-your-food-frenchNot an endorsement. The product is fine, but the sentiment is strong.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mustard-gas.gifmustard-gasThe smell they are afraid of is success.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/old-mustard-ad.jpgold-mustard-adImage Source2017-01-21T05:53:34+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2017/01/02/putting-to-bed-while-waking-up/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/the-butterfly-effect-is-real.pngthe-butterfly-effect-is-realWrong Butterfly Effect!https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/alcoholic-new-year-greeting-card.jpgalcoholic-new-year-greeting-cardOf course we have always celebrated the passage of time with heavy boozing.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/2016-retrospective-sco_gargalo.jpg2016-retrospective-sco_gargaloCouldn't find the original artist. Sorry, original artist.2017-01-05T02:19:08+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/12/19/christmas-questions/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/hipster-jesus.jpghipster-jesushttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/evensantapoops-3.jpegevensantapoops-3In case you needed a visualization of Santa dropping a grumper. Image courtesy of Poopourri2016-12-31T00:19:51+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/12/12/subscribe-to-schrodingers-box/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/schrodingers-cat-6.jpgschrodingers-cat-6Source (it's a t-shirt)https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/whats-in-the-box_funny.jpgwhats-in-the-box_funnyimage sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/phil-spector-in-court-collage.jpgphil-spector-in-court-collageJust to give you an idea of some of the fun hairpieces coming your way.2016-12-14T20:29:21+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/12/05/on-being-sweden/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/true-neutral-futurama.jpgtrue-neutral-futuramahttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/swiss-neutrality.jpgswiss-neutralityAlso, sorry for not listening, I'll try to be a better listener.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/human-silly-putty.jpghuman-silly-puttyThis is me. Mold me. Shape me.2016-12-11T13:42:22+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/11/28/twas-the-month-before-christmas/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/slave-driving-santa-by-steve-cutts.jpgslave-driving-santa-by-steve-cuttsArt once again by Steve Cutts https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/cutts-art.jpgcutts-artArt by Steve Cutts2016-11-30T04:48:52+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/11/21/relax-and-let-the-anxiety-consume-you/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/the-instant-cure-for-depression.jpgthe-instant-cure-for-depressionhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/what-anxiety-feels-like.jpegwhat-anxiety-feels-likehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/the-places-you-would-go-funny.jpgthe-places-you-would-go-funny2016-11-24T21:43:52+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/11/14/critical-cynicism/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/there-is-no-god-cormac-mccarthy.jpgthere-is-no-god-cormac-mccarthyhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/24-hour-news-cycle.jpg24-hour-news-cycleBy David Rowehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/cynisism-clinton.jpgcynisism-clintonhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/napoleon-trump.jpgnapoleon-trump2016-11-16T03:30:58+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/11/06/a-tribute-to-you/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/i-like-where-this-is-going.pngi-like-where-this-is-goinghttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/bootsnbrushesbutterfly2.jpgbootsnbrushesbutterfly2https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/bootsnbrushesbutterfly1.jpgbootsnbrushesbutterfly12016-11-08T03:57:42+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/10/31/haunted-by-life/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/werewolf-advertisement.jpgwerewolf-advertisementimage source2016-11-01T14:01:49+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/10/24/its-in-your-best-interest-to-keep-me-alive/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/boolieve.pngboolievehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/pickleghost.jpgpickleghost2016-10-28T18:24:49+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/10/17/who-needs-horror-movies-when-you-have-a-baby/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/crying-baby-face-on-man-body.jpgcrying-baby-face-on-man-bodyShe's a 6 month old baby, but cries like she has the lungs and tenacity of a 35 year old lumberjack.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/sorry-youre-tired-just-kidding.jpgsorry-youre-tired-just-kidding2016-10-24T01:31:18+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/10/10/send-in-the-clowns/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/clown-arrest.jpgclown-arresthttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/clown-caught-on-surveillance-camera-creepy.jpgclown-caught-on-surveillance-camera-creepyhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/creepy-clown-sighting.jpgcreepy-clown-sighting2016-10-14T13:43:32+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/10/03/a-microcosm-of-free-market-capitalism/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/jesus-on-free-markets.jpgjesus-on-free-marketshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/free-market-terms-and-conditions.jpgfree-market-terms-and-conditionshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/free-market-fixes-everything.jpgfree-market-fixes-everything2016-10-05T02:09:19+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/09/19/media-victim/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/television-attacks.jpgtelevision-attacksTV is coming to get you! Or not, be self-empowered. (Not sure the source, I found it here)https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/media-personified.jpgmedia-personifiedImage source2016-09-24T22:00:00+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/09/12/forced-eccentricity/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/funny-dog-hal-got-eccentric.jpgfunny-dog-hal-got-eccentrichttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hipster-trying-too-hard.jpeghipster-trying-too-hard2016-09-19T11:24:36+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/09/05/you-are-not-a-person-you-are-data/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/data-mining-funny.jpgdata mining funnyhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/steve_jobs_closet.jpgsteve_jobs_closetIf you went home with a dude and saw his closet looked like this, you'd assume he's a serial killer, right?2016-09-06T20:22:51+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/08/29/the-reluctant-napper/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/baby-middle-finger.jpgbaby middle fingerhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/drunk-baby-meme.jpgDrunk Baby Meme2016-09-04T20:42:30+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/08/22/to-punish-or-reform/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/funny-prison-escape.jpgfunny-prison-escapehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/koopa-prison-break.jpegkoopa prison breakhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/jail-break-cute.jpegjail break cute2016-08-24T00:24:37+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/08/15/overestimating-ourselves/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/evil-brain-attacking.jpgevil brain attackingA visual representation of what my brain is doing to me.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/evil-brain.jpgEvil BrainIt's not an evil parasite brain, it's a fancy hat.2016-08-20T14:06:11+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/08/08/employment-a-retrospective/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/guy-hauling-bricks.jpgguy hauling bricksWork smarter, not harder, I guess.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/terrible-job.jpgterrible jobIf you think about it, this is two jobs in one.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bad-job.jpgbad job2016-08-12T16:33:10+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/08/01/men-are-uglier-than-you-think/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mickey-rourke.jpgmickey rourkeSorry to keep showing gross old dudes, but I'm trying to make a point here.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/johnny-depp-2016.jpgjohnny depp 2016There's nothing graceful about a man in his 50's with ear piercings and 90's boy band facial hair.2016-08-04T11:36:09+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/07/25/fighting-facts/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/funny-baby-ur-doing-it-wrong.jpgfunny-baby-ur-doing-it-wrongI could tell these parents how dumb this is all day and they still wouldn't get it.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/i-have-an-owl-so-youre-wrong.jpgI have an owl so you're wrongCan't argue that logic.2016-08-20T10:42:45+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/07/18/the-newness-of-stability/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/being-single-funny.jpgbeing single funnyhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/funny-cartoon-about-being-single-small.jpgfunny-cartoon-about-being-single-smallSource2016-07-22T00:30:03+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/07/11/good-luck-kid/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/worlds-best-dad-photography-dave-engledow-cool5.jpgworlds-best-dad-photography-dave-engledow-cool5by photographer Dave Engledowhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/at-least-im-not-these-parents.jpgat least I'm not these parentsAt least I'm not these parents. And I'm not talking about the nudity, it's the hair. Source 2016-07-13T23:22:19+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/07/04/blow-it-all-up-united-statesians/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/patriotic-man-on-truck.jpgPatriotic Man on TruckSourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/4th-of-july-funny-simpsons.jpg4th of July funny SimpsonsSimpsons did it!2017-06-11T20:34:43+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/06/27/you-lookin-goooooood-monday/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/friday-night-monday-morning.jpgfriday night monday morninghttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cats-kill-babies.jpgcats kill babiesImage Source2016-07-03T16:19:15+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/06/15/personal-experience-as-truth/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/parents-as-god.jpgParents as GodYeah, I'm sure hovering over your child like gods isn't going to give them a complex...unless this is the cover of their folk band album, then it's fine.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/narcissist-80s-parent.jpgnarcissist 80s parentTell me again how 80s parents weren't narcissists.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/old-economy-steve.jpgOld economy SteveThis is the only thing about the 80s I believe. Thanks, Old Economy Steve.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/marriages_divorces_per_capita.pngmarriages_divorces_per_capitaSource2016-06-26T15:51:16+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/06/06/being_mean_by_being_nice/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/candy-for-assholes.jpgcandy for assholesSame reasoning for not attributing this photo.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/asshole-parents-goody-bag.jpgasshole parents goody bagI'd add a link to the original creator of the bags, but it feels like I'd be calling them out.2016-06-13T09:14:42+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/05/30/fear-not-the-screaming-of-the-baby/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/airplane_hypocrisy.jpgAirplane_hypocrisyImage Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/funny-pictures-baby-on-an-airplane.jpgfunny-pictures-baby-on-an-airplaneImage Source2016-06-04T00:42:58+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/05/23/having-a-hard-time/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/penis-transplant-diagram.pngpenis-transplant-diagramIn case you were wondering how a piddle-diddle sew-em-on works.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/fresh-wood.jpgFresh Wood2016-06-28T18:52:32+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/05/16/i-got-bored-writing-this-title/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/scumbag-brain-meme-attention-span.jpgscumbag brain meme attention spanhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/too-long-didnt-read-george-clooney-gif-dr-heckle-funny-wtf-pictures.giftoo-long-didnt-read-george-clooney-gif-dr-heckle-funny-wtf-pictureshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/i-dont-have-a-short-attention-span-you-have-a-short-interesting-span.pngi-dont-have-a-short-attention-span-you-have-a-short-interesting-spanImage Source2016-05-22T12:26:45+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/05/09/babies-get-too-much-credit/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mothersdaytothestreets.pngmothersdaytothestreetshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/jesusmalverde.jpgJesusMalverdeSt. Malverde image source2016-05-16T00:38:44+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/05/02/all-inventors-are-currently-wasting-their-time/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/worried-faucet-staring.jpgworried faucet staringEven faucets give me blank stares when I obsess over such minutia. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/scumbag-water-faucet.jpgscumbag water faucetImage Source2016-05-04T11:33:39+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/04/25/world-competitive-grieving-federation/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/goodgrief.jpggoodgriefhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/detached-grief.jpgTributes to David Bowie, Brixton, London, Britain - 12 Jan 2016Mandatory Credit for the detached personal narrative: Photo by Nils Jorgensen/REX/Shutterstock (5540119h)2016-04-29T13:24:27+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/04/21/proof-that-farts-are-instinctually-funny/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/baby-farts-funny.jpgbaby farts funnyhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/baby-deciding-to-poop-during-diaper-change.jpgbaby deciding to poop during diaper changeImage Source2016-04-25T11:36:25+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/03/28/batman-is-a-trump-supporter/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/superman-is-harsh.jpegSuperman is harshhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/batrump.jpegBatrumpBatrump image sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/superman-batman-dragonarte.pngSuperman Batman Dragonarteimage source2016-04-18T11:28:05+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/03/21/the-ants-come-marching-in/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ant_emotional_baggage.pngAnt_Emotional_Baggagehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/atom_ant_funeral_by_mr_mateus.jpgatom_ant_funeral_by_mr_mateusImage Source2016-03-29T05:51:18+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/03/14/avoiding-the-reward-that-awards-not-being-rewarded/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/boom_operator.jpgboom_operatorIn case you were confused, this is a boom mic operator.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/shitty_job.jpgShitty_jobThis may seem like the crappiest job, but she's catching it for a reason, someone is probably going to have to comb through it to assess the elephant's health.2016-03-16T20:32:14+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/02/29/porn-is-greater-than-the-oscars/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/armytrophy1.jpgarmytrophy1Whoops, that's not the Porn Awards trophy, that's the Army National Guard 3rd Place in Combat trophy. Eh, close enough.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/embarassed-naked-oscar.jpgembarassed naked oscarYou should be embarrassed, Oscar, as should Gwyneth Paltrow for stealing you that one year.2016-03-14T02:09:20+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/02/22/relearning-how-to-spin-my-wheels/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/inspirational-adventure-time.jpginspirational Adventure TimeI guess there's some inspiration to be found here.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/human_hamster_wheel_1.jpg_human_hamster_wheel_1If ever there was a metaphor for my writing. Image Source2016-02-24T17:24:51+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/02/09/amateur-hours/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/charlie-brown-football.jpgCharlie Brown footballThat's harsh, Lucy, dude has cancer. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/amateur-football.jpgamateur footballThis is high school football to me. 2016-02-15T07:40:52+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/02/01/keeping-it-sub-best/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ignoranceisbliss_cc1127_5523756.jpgIgnorance+is+bliss_cc1127_5523756See the problem here? I am arguing for the joy of ignorance. Image Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ignorance-is-bliss.jpgignorance is blissImage Source2016-02-08T21:46:00+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/01/25/dinner-club-themes/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/turtle-dinner.jpegturtle dinnerImage sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dinner-club.jpegdinner clubimage source2016-01-29T11:22:36+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/01/18/theres-no-such-thing-as-pc-you-unique-snowflake/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/charlie-brown-cancer.jpgcharlie brown cancerhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/no-one-cares-youre-offended.jpegno one cares you're offendedmy image sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/pc-police.jpgPC PoliceImage Source2016-01-22T11:14:04+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/01/13/fighting-passive-aggression-with-belated-active-agression/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/superglue-baby.jpgsuperglue babySourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/santa-convention.jpgProtesters dressed as Father Christmas'Santas...too many Santas, https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/neil-degrasse-tyson-passive-aggressive.pngNeil Degrasse Tyson Passive AggressiveSource2016-01-15T16:41:12+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2016/01/11/there-are-no-bad-parents-only-bad-people/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bad-parents-seat-belt.jpgBad parents seat beltImage Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bad-parenting-calming-child.jpgbad parenting calming childImage Source2016-01-12T20:26:28+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/12/30/dispatches-from-the-terminal-horizon-of-2015/2016-01-05T14:25:21+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/12/28/dispatches-from-the-edge-of-2015/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/star-wars-the-complete-saga-20111218111107640-000.jpgstar-wars-the-complete-saga-20111218111107640-000https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/img_20151227_140127.jpgIMG_20151227_1401272015-12-29T17:50:07+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/12/21/baked-futility/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bake-and-burn-cookies.jpgbake and burn cookiesImage sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pastry-excitement.jpegpastry excitementImage source2015-12-26T12:41:41+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/12/16/the-pros-and-cons-of-letting-santa-poop/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/inappropriate-santa-ornament.jpginappropriate Santa Ornamenthttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/santa-alcohol-dispenser.jpgSanta alcohol dispenserhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pooping-santa.jpgpooping santa2015-12-23T12:30:40+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/12/14/santa-the-gluttonous-ghoulish-grinch/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/free-the-elves.jpgFree the Elveshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/he-sees-you-when-youre-sleeping.jpghe sees you when you're sleeping2015-12-16T04:37:26+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/12/09/the-omnipresent-oppression-of-adele/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/adele-hello-meme.jpgAdele Hello Memehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/a-funny-adele-quotes.jpga-funny-adele-quotesSEE!?! She has Facebook! What are you doing calling landlines!?!https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/adele-and-lionel-ritchie.jpgAdele and Lionel Ritchiehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/adele-hello-funny-meme.jpgAdele Hello funny meme2015-12-14T04:57:18+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/12/07/its-right-there/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/canadian-flag.jpgCanadian Flagimage sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/european-healthcare-someecards.pngeuropean-healthcare-someecardshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/scrubs.jpgScrubs2015-12-10T20:27:45+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/11/30/self-driving-carphobia/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/self-driving-diving-bell.jpgself-driving-diving-bellWhy are they trying to make autonomous cars look like Segways for fragile people or exaggerated diving helmets? https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/first-year-car.jpgfirst year carhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/first-car.jpgfirst carThis was one of the first cars. What a treat to be riding behind a horse.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/self-driving-car-specs.jpgself-driving-car-specs2015-12-07T21:33:45+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/11/23/a-safe-solitary-thanksgiving/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/supermanposterallamerican.jpgsupermanposterallamericanShut up, Superman, you ILLEGAL immigrant!https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/lutheransdrinking.jpglutheransdrinkinghttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/martin-luther-funny.jpgmartin luther funnyhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/catholic-protestant-heaven-simpsons.jpgcatholic-protestant-heaven-simpsons2015-11-25T23:59:20+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/11/19/the-worst-pillow-talk/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/pillow-talk.jpgpillow talkImage source2015-11-23T19:29:26+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/11/16/be-a-builder/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/construction-fail.jpgconstruction failhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/remodeling-funny.jpgremodeling funnyhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/funny-construction-pictures-5.jpgFunny-Construction-Pictures-52015-11-17T18:39:00+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/11/12/go-on-take-it-all-in/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/space-acid-cat.jpegspace acid catimage sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/rainbow-barfing-gnome.pngrainbow barfing gnomeI swear I'm not high.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/trippy-deer.jpgtrippy deerIt may be best to read this whilst listening to Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit". Image Source2015-11-15T15:38:58+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/11/09/i-recommend-not-recommending-anything/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/zoyberg-movie-recommendation.jpgZoyberg Movie Recommendationhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/bad-music.jpgbad-music2015-11-12T02:05:57+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/11/05/the-befuddling-upside-down-handshake/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/brady_awkward_high_five.jpgbrady_awkward_high_fivehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/puppy_high_five_meme.pngpuppy_High_five_MemePuppy high-five, a visualization of how vulnerable we all are when we initiate a high-five. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/kermit_rape_shower.jpgkermit_rape_shower2015-11-06T22:21:12+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/11/02/explosive-diarrhea-is-the-least-of-my-worries/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/quicksand.jpgquicksandImage courtesy of some old movie that's probably in the public domain.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chill-out-squirrel.jpgchill out squirrelExcept I'm saying this to myself surrounded by a barn fire.2015-11-05T12:27:49+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/10/28/it-is-in-your-best-interest-to-keep-me-alive/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ghost-of-gloria-gaynor.jpgghost-of-gloria-gaynorhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/im-here-for-the-boos.jpgI'm here for the boosImage and pun source2015-11-01T21:19:40+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/10/26/every-day-horror-or-the-terror-of-the-mundane/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/dumbest-car-accident.jpgDumbest Car AccidentHonestly, I'm not sure who is to blame. One, if not all of 'em done goofed. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/evil-baby.pngevil babyEvil chubby invalid. Fine, I'll wipe your butt you disgusting cherub. Source2015-10-29T15:29:19+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/10/22/spectral-quandaries/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/casper-sad.jpegCasper sadGhosts never seem to pal around with each other.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pickleghost.jpgPickleGhost2015-10-23T01:10:12+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/10/19/evil-spirits-need-better-timing/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/exorcisim-ancient-art.jpgexorcisim ancient artHa, this is ancient art, so I don't have to source it! Suck it, dead artists!https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ghost_humping.jpgghost_humpingImage Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/amityville_scariest_place.jpgAmityville_scariest_Place2015-10-22T11:18:08+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/10/15/self-loathing-terminators/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/if-he-doesnt-smile-hell-cry.jpgif he doesn't smile he'll cryIf he stopped smiling, he'd cry. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sad-terminator.jpgsad Terminatorimage source2015-10-19T11:57:44+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/10/12/a-sleep-deprived-boxing-kangaroo/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/west-wing-just-be-wrong.jpgWest Wing Just Be WrongI want to scream this at others, and at myself.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/stop-fighting-rock-paper-scissors.jpgStop Fighting Rock Paper ScissorsA visual representation of internet arguments and my rationality. Image Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/roger-the-kangaroo.jpgRoger-the-KangarooPretty sure that's a keg, which explains the anger of crushing the thing and the sadness in his eyes.2015-10-15T20:34:27+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/10/01/the-secret-language-of-phones/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/it-crowd-in-pixels.jpegIT Crowd in PixelsHave you tried educating people instead of condescending?https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pardon-my-jargon.jpgpardon-my-jargonImage Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/business-jargon-meme.jpgbusiness jargon memeImage Source2015-10-11T21:41:32+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/09/28/premature-awakening/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/when-you-waking-up-in-the-morning.jpgWhen-You-Waking-Up-In-The-MorningImage Source2015-10-04T01:43:05+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/09/24/settle-down-hair-designers/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/thor-hair-soft-curls.jpgThor hair soft curlsThey even do it to Thor! Once hair gets to a certain length, boom, soft curls.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/glenn-close-of-damages.jpgGlenn-Close-of-DamagesThe show "Damages" is all about how obsessed Glenn Close is with seeking justice, but they leave out the part of her taking hours to do whatever it takes to get your hair to do that.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/scarlett-johansson-avengers-hair.jpgscarlett johansson Avengers hair2015-09-29T04:13:56+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/09/21/the-porking-dead/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kinky-steampunk-zombie-fetish-murder-porn.jpgkinky steampunk zombie fetish murder pornhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/zombie-sex-slave.jpgzombie sex slaveIt's a book. You can get it free as an e-book (not an endorsement)https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/die_hard.jpgDie_Hardimage source2015-09-24T00:27:30+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/09/17/entertaining-the-beleaguered/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/today-was-a-good-day-meme.jpgToday was a good day memeimage sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/blue-gecko-employees.jpgblue gecko employeesWhere I found it (couldn't find original)https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cluelessness.jpegCluelessnessImage Source2015-09-19T21:59:39+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/09/14/one-sided-chef-interview/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/swedish-chef-most-interesting.jpgswedish-chef-most-interestingImage sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/swedish-chef.jpgSwedish ChefImage source2015-09-15T02:10:42+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/09/10/sometimes-you-dont-get-to-decide-what-something-means/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/giant-underwear-flag.jpggiant underwear flagIf you'd like to see the giant underwear flag in action, you can see the YouTube video where I got this image.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/trying-to-control-the-narrative.jpgTrying to control the narrativeImage from Reddit user r/acrediblesauce2015-09-14T10:41:01+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/09/07/how-to-be-a-victim/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/victim-of-circus-pants.jpegvictim of circus pantsImage Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/victim-card.jpgvictim cardImage Source2015-09-08T17:35:53+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/09/02/jolene-ya-done-goofed/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/change-you-from-a-rooster-to-a-hen-in-one-shot.jpgChange you from a rooster to a hen in one shotThat's the Dolly I know. Not the one who begs for fidelity. Does 9 to 5 hold up?https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dolly-parton-and-miss-piggy.jpgDolly Parton and Miss PiggyThere is going to be a rebooted Muppet Show, may I suggest this as a duet? Image Source2015-09-07T12:54:08+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/08/31/hire-a-protester/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/captain-liddy-powder-puff-girls.pngCaptain Liddy Powder Puff GirlsHow most anger starts. "You don't like the the thing that I like and you're telling me I'm wrong and I don't want to be wrong!"https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/idiot-funny-protest-signs.jpgIdiot-Funny-Protest-SignsI tried, but can't find the original creator. Here's my source.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/saturdaychores.jpgSaturdayChoresImage from the hilarious SaturdayChores who counter protest for funsies.2015-09-02T00:00:16+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/08/24/fighting-for-scraps/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/russia_boxing_rourke_vs_seymour.jpgrussia_boxing_rourke_vs_seymourMickey Rourke fought a homeless man and paid him to take a dive. Yeah, great "sport" you got there. Image and story courtesy of the NY Post.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/reuters-boxing-photo.jpgReuters boxing photoI'm sure he's fine and there's no long-term damage. Photo courtesy of Reuters.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/man-boxing-bear.jpgMan Boxing BearYes, he's fighting a bear. That's not a man sifting through job offers.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/boys_with_hoops_on_chesnut_street.jpgBoys_with_hoops_on_Chesnut_Street2015-08-31T01:00:26+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/08/17/80s-patrol/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/woody-mugshot.jpgwoody-mugshothttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/paul-reubens-mugshot.jpgpaul-reubens-mugshotPee Wee! Arrested for touching his wee pee. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/alf-eating-a-cat.jpgAlf eating a cathttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/robert-downey-jr-mugshot.jpgRobert Downey Jr MugshotI had to choose this mugshot of Iron Man out of the many that were available.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/prince-mugshot.jpgPrince MugshotYep, that's Prince, arrested for "pulling a prank" on an airplane. Didn't do prison time because this was pre-9/112015-08-24T09:15:19+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/08/13/insecurity-confused-with-narcissism/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/french-pm-on-tiptoes.jpgFrench PM on Tiptoeshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/insecurities-are-loud-dumb-poster.jpgInsecurities are loud dumb posterhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/insecure-unicorn.jpeginsecure unicorn2015-08-13T23:05:03+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/08/10/parade-of-narcissism/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/meanwhile-in-florida.jpgmeanwhile in Floridahttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/pee-in-the-pool.jpgpee in the poolhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/florida-postcard.jpgFlorida postcard2015-08-13T03:22:12+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/07/30/swinging-my-naked-carcass-before-the-world/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/terrible-swing-pun.jpgTerrible Swing PunThe creator of this pun-based comic should be as ashamed of her/himself as I am.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/lindy-hop.jpgLindy HopI never got to "aerial dance moves" level of swing dancing2015-08-03T14:30:56+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/07/27/complaining-about-movies/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/superhero-follows-the-law-of-physics.jpgSuperhero follows the law of physicsIf superhero movies followed the laws of physics.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/clockwork-orange.jpgclockwork orangehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/superhero-movies-are-unrealistic.jpgSuperhero movies are unrealistic2015-07-29T11:32:47+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/07/20/converting-to-folksy/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kid-dunce-hat.jpgkid-dunce-hatSure, I'm dumb, but if I can come up with a series of relatable similes, I can change the perception of me to "homespun guru."https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/yoda-says-nonsense.pngYoda says nonsenseYoda is the epitome of the rural sage. He lives in a swamp and says cryptic b.s. I bet he also drove a truck and smoked menthols.2015-07-27T15:44:45+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/07/16/frankensteining-a-movie/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/goose-does-not-approve.jpgGoose does not approveWhen he does this in the movie, he's flipping off the audience. By the way, Goose, tuck in that thumb for a proper flipping.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/story-board-for-top-gun.jpegStory board for Top GunI'm pretty sure this is the story board for Top Gun. And that's Kenny Loggins, not Jesus's face.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/symbolism-for-the-80s.jpgSymbolism for the 80sThis perfectly symbolizes the 80shttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/top-gun.jpgTop GunI was about to join Scientology until I saw this dumb movie.2015-07-24T01:32:48+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/07/13/the-cursor-mocks-me/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/people-carrying-cursor-arrow.jpgPeople-carrying-cursor-arrowhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/manic-pixie-dream-squirrel.jpgmanic pixie dream squirrelNot sure if it's the source, but here's where I found the image.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/calvin-on-writing.gifcalvin-on-writing2015-07-15T05:33:14+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/07/09/summer-plague/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ridiculous-fireworks.jpgridiculous fireworksThis is either a view of how every teenager pictures their M80 fun times or a fireworks show where a malfunction set all of them off in 30 seconds.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/grumpy-dragon-leftover-fireworks.jpgGrumpy Dragon leftover fireworkshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/idiot-with-fireworks.jpgidiot with fireworks2015-07-13T23:19:06+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/07/06/complimenting-a-baby-not-based-on-its-appearance/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/i-came-out-of-your-what.jpgI came out of your whathttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/come-on-in-the-water-is-fine.jpgcome on in the water is finehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/baby-mugshot.jpegbaby mugshot2015-08-01T07:11:30+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/07/03/the-most-american-american-to-ever-america-america/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/lincoln-wwe-champion.jpgLincoln WWE Championhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hulk-hogan-american-mascot.jpgHulk Hogan American MascotThis reminds me, suggested listening for this post can be found here.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/super-american-woman.jpgSuper-American-WomanIf this doesn't make you want to start a Christian rock-n-roll band that only plays at baseball games, then I ask, what terrorist cell are you part of?https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/super-american-american.jpgSuper-American-AmericanIf the patriotism burns your eyes, by all means, look away, communist.2015-07-04T13:12:34+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/06/29/a-lament-for-traditionalists/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fuck_toby_keith.jpgfuck_Toby_KeithI'm sure if I met him, I'd love Mr. Keith, but good gravy does he exude the veneer of the vile contents of a used colostomy bag.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/steaming_angry.jpgsteaming_angryI get the anger, but chill, it'll be good for you, you're white and not cripplingly dumb. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/shitty-confederate-man-fighting-for-white-people.jpgShitty Confederate Man Fighting for White PeopleOh no, you're not a super anything, definitely not a hero. That's like Lex Luthor passing himself off as a hero. In case anyone is confused, the Confederate flag is absolutely a symbol of racism. I welcome a dissenting opinion, but I have empirical evidence on my side, so good luck with that. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/white-house-lit-in-rainbow.jpgWhite House lit in rainbowThis is the White House. This makes me happy. This is me dancing on the anti-gay sentiment that traditionalists try to camouflage as "religious freedom." This is me also trying to take a tiny victory lap before jackass bigots try and find a way around what is truly righteous. 2015-07-07T18:42:50+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/06/22/damn-you-for-damning-me-suicidal-bird/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bird-attack.jpgBird AttackSee the arm in that feathered mass? How about the blood? I fear this is my fate. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/from_dinosaur_to_bird.jpgFrom_Dinosaur_to_BirdImage Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/suicidal_bird.jpgSuicidal_BirdImage Source2015-06-28T22:42:45+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/06/18/how-to-reject-nice-gestures-without-even-trying/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_20150617_221730.jpgIMG_20150617_221730Maybe the white guy with hieroglyphics identifies as Egyptian? https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/larson-adding-jerks.jpgLarson Adding Jerkshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/far-side-heaven.jpgFar Side Heavenhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/the-action-bible.jpegThe Action Bible2015-06-24T19:16:31+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/06/15/summer-for-the-insecure/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/use-sunscreen.jpguse sunscreenhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/some-e-cards-body-shame.pngSome-E-Cards-Body-Shamehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/feeling-like-a-pig-next-to-my-friends.jpgFeeling like a pig next to my friendshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/john-favreau-t-shirt-swimming.jpgJohn Favreau t-shirt swimmingYeah, John Favreau, no clue what's going on there.2015-06-17T01:42:46+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/06/11/this-is-what-its-like-to-be-one-of-dr-moreaus-beasts/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/super-nurse.jpgSuper nurseI agree with the sentiment, but did the graphic designer not realize the logo looks like a butt plug?https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/funny_hungry-bush_eat-cat.jpgfunny_hungry-bush_eat-catNot a political statement. just a visual representation of the voracious.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/moreau-boarman.jpgmoreau-boarmanI'm not a monster!2015-06-14T17:02:26+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/06/08/a-stomach-made-of-porcelain-and-spite/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/spidermans_anal_fisting.jpgSpidermans_anal_fistingWhatever's happening to Spider-Man right here, is what my butthole feels like. Image Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/gastroenteritis_visual_representation.jpggastroenteritis_visual_representationArtist's rendering of how I spent my weekend. Oh, spoilers for the rest of this post, I guess.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/picture_of_gastroenteritis.jpgPIcture_of_GastroenteritisAn actual picture of what has wrecked me for the weekend...and no, that's not an alcohol molecule this time.2015-06-14T16:43:31+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/06/04/the-smear-campaign-i-have-against-myself/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/how-most-people-read-what-i-write.jpgHow most people read what I writehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/hasselhoff-5-second-rule.jpghasselhoff 5 second rulehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/election-sleazy-attack-ads-political-cartoons.jpgelection-sleazy-attack-ads-political-cartoons2015-06-08T00:08:34+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/06/01/my-involuntary-presidential-run/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/new_clean_presidential_seal_by_sharpwriter-d486yc8.jpgnew_clean_presidential_seal_by_sharpwriter-d486yc8Image Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ronald_reagan_riding_a_velociraptor.jpgRonald_Reagan_Riding_A_VelociraptorSource of the most patriotic image ever.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sam-the-eagle-patriotic.jpgSam the Eagle Patriotichttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/abraham-lincoln-ridden-by-bear-with-monacle.jpgAbraham-Lincoln-Ridden-By-Bear-With-MonacleI wish I knew who drew this, but here's the source.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bald_eagle_holding_an_american_flag_in_its_beak.jpgbald_eagle_holding_an_American_Flag_in_its_beakThis is REAL!2015-06-03T13:38:01+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/05/28/things-i-know-thanks-to-television/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tv-swarm.jpgtv-swarmhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/idiotboxblue.jpgIdiotBoxBluehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/explosion-throwing-people.jpgExplosion throwing peopleI think they're saying "weeeeeee!"2015-07-23T16:06:05+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/05/21/nothing-but-questions/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/who-is-a-good-boy.jpgWho is a good boyhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/really-high-dog-meme-wonders-the-big-questions-about-the-ball.jpegReally-High-Dog-Meme-Wonders-The-Big-Questions-About-The-Ballhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/don-t-worry-our-staff-is-accustomed-to-dumb-questions.jpegdon-t-worry-our-staff-is-accustomed-to-dumb-questionsWhat are the rules of attribution? How many times can I violate them before I get internet arrested? Is this idea and picture so precious that nobody else could think of it?2015-05-28T05:01:14+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/05/21/in-lovingly-misguided-memory/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sad-stick-family.jpgsad stick familyWell, first, stop over-populating, but second, are those miscarriage babies? That's a real bummerhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/in-loving-memory-sticker-on-van.pngIn Loving Memory sticker on vanYou've seen these, right?2015-05-26T18:35:50+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/05/18/an-intervention-for-california/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/california-drought-ironic-sign.jpgCalifornia Drought Ironic SignIs this irony or just a statement of the obvious?https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/californiadroughtfolsomlake.jpgCaliforniaDroughtFolsomLakeAnd do you think it has gotten better in 2015?https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/droughtcartoondarylecagle.jpgdroughtcartoonDaryleCagle2015-05-21T05:36:50+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/05/07/beware-the-coming-of-the-parents/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bad-parenting-funny.jpgbad-parenting-funnyhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/uatu-the-watcher.jpgUatu-the-WatcherThere, that's Uatu, appearing and looking down on all, like my parentshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/parents-are-coming-clean-all-the-things.jpgParents are Coming Clean all the ThingsImage courtesy of Hyperbole and a Half2015-05-18T11:53:37+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/05/04/seducing-pandas/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/elitist-panda.jpgElitist Pandahttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/panda-haters-gonna-hate.jpgpanda-haters-gonna-hatehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sexual-harassment-panda-emblem.jpgSexual Harassment Panda Emblem2015-05-07T01:08:26+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/04/30/id-of-the-morose/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/baby-sleeping-on-pug.jpegbaby sleeping on pughttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/xenu_homeboy.jpgXenu_Homeboy2015-05-04T04:25:13+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/04/27/mental-self-immolation/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/wtf-cat.jpgWTF CatImage Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/village-idiot.jpgvillage-idiotYeah, that's about right.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/brain-on-fire.jpgBrain on fire2015-04-30T02:23:57+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/04/21/suicidal-dog/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dog-overdose.jpgdog overdosehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/caution-suicidal-dog-crossing.jpgcaution suicidal dog crossinghttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/suicidal-dog.jpgSuicidal Doghttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/black-cocker-spaniel-puppy.jpgBlack-cocker-spaniel-puppyNot a picture of the actual Surprise, but close enough.2015-04-27T11:33:31+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/04/19/travails-of-humbling-egocentrism/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/silly_cat.jpgSilly_catThis has nothing to do with the post, but a picture of a cat holding back its vomit tickles me.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/calvin-and-hobbes-made-up-facts.jpgCalvin and Hobbes made-up factsBill Watterson is a geniushttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/snickers-portmanteau-ad.jpgSnickers Portmanteau AdIt fills me with a tsunami of rage. A hungerectomy? The hunger part I get, but what was the vile marketing person's inspiration for the "ectomy" part? Was it "hysterectomy", you manipulative weasel, or was it "vaginectomy" you vile, lazy marketeer (see, I can do it too, ya' unimaginative collection of sewage).2015-04-23T05:58:59+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/04/15/framing-my-inadequacy/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/running-out-of-ideas.jpgRunning-Out-of-Ideas"Running Out of Ideas" by Conor O'Brien. Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nostalgia-puffin-meme.jpgnostalgia puffin memeImage Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/the-valley-between-narcissism-and-self-loathing.jpgthe valley between narcissism and self loathingImage source2015-04-23T06:10:14+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/04/13/a-struggle-in-self-efficacy/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/keep-talking-most-interesting-man-meme.jpgkeep talking most interesting man memehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/jef-bridges.jpgJeff BridgesThis is the only Jeff I know. Jeff Bridges Caricature by Marzio Mariani.2015-04-16T14:56:16+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/04/08/a-to-z-challenge-circus-of-self-deprication/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/mustard-needs-you.pngmustard needs youI have no idea what that means, but I support it.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/marker-huffing-kid.jpgmarker huffing kidnot a self-portrait https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/taste-buds.jpgtaste-budsGood luck french-kissing without thinking about this anatomical nightmare.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/shaggy-and-scooby-still-afraid-of-monsters.jpgshaggy and scooby still afraid of monstershttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/mystery-machine-tent.jpgmystery machine tentImage source2015-04-13T11:25:21+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/04/06/april-a-to-z-challenge-turning-the-gun-on-myself/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/shut-up-bloggers.jpgShut-Up-BloggersOn an unrelated note: the words "fail" and "epic" have be co-opted by marketing jerks. Continue using at your own risk.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/a-to-z-challenge-calendar.jpgA-to-Z-Challenge-CalendarHmm. I notice on the icons that Wordpress, Tumblr and GeoCities are conveniently ignored. Seems like a Google conspiracy to me. Enjoy your Google-challenge. I'll be over here, hanging with the independent search engine, Bing.2015-04-08T03:45:31+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/03/29/the-arbiter-of-fetishes/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/not-my-fetish.jpgNot my fetishhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dolphins-have-a-human-fetish.jpgDolphins have a human fetishHumans are a dolphin's fetish.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/riding-crop-fetish.jpgriding crop fetishI'm sure this guy respects women.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/anthony_comstock.jpgAnthony_ComstockWhere does his mustache end and his sideburns begin?2015-04-03T03:49:52+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/03/25/convenience-over-self-preservation/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/the-world-burns-metaphor.jpgthe world burns metaphorDo you get it!?! Do you get the metaphor!?! (Slams face against the screen.) ~This is how I feel watching House of Cards.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ford-kidnap-a-formula-1-driver.pngFord-Kidnap-a-Formula-1-DriverPretty sure Ford (not an endorsement) is saying you should carpool by kidnapping Formula-1 Drivers?https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/climate-change-hoax.jpgclimate change hoaxhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/earth-im-with-stupid.jpegEarth I'm With Stupid2015-03-29T20:59:55+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/03/23/the-direction-of-laughter/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/peanuts-schadenfreude.pngPeanuts-schadenfreudeCharles Shultz's version of schadenfreude for some reason involves kids boozing.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/malicious-joy.jpgMalicious JoyImage Source (Ophelia Photos courtesy of Creative Commons)2015-03-24T01:37:27+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/03/17/brought-to-you-by-the-good-decent-altruistic-people-of-disney/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/mickey-mouse-how-to-kill.jpgMickey Mouse How to KillOh no, please don't kill me Mr. Mouse...Wait, why would the title of the book be on the back cover in huge print?https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/frozendisneyhead.jpgfrozendisneyheadHibernator by London Fieldworkshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/racist-dumbo-crow.jpgRacist Dumbo Crowhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/mickey-mouse-haters-gonna-hate.jpgMickey Mouse Haters Gonna Hateimage source2015-03-22T21:12:41+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/03/16/we-are-not-our-programming/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/neanderthal-selfie.jpgNeanderthal Selfiehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/todd_schorr_the_hunter_gatherer.pngtodd_schorr_the_hunter_gathererThis is the amazing Todd Schorr's "The Hunter Gatherer" (I'm calling him amazing, that's not his nickname to my knowledge)2015-03-19T01:05:24+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/03/12/but-but-i-like-daylight-savings-time/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cat-hair-and-beard.jpgcat hair and beardhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/daylight-savings-time.jpgDaylight Savings Timehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/a-haiku-about-getting-out-of-bed-early.jpgA haiku about getting out of bed earlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cat-butthole-is-jesus.jpgCat Butthole is Jesus2015-03-18T20:54:08+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/03/09/spitting-in-the-gaping-maw-of-death/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/angry-cat-heart-attack-death.jpgANGRY CAT heart attack deathhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/the_lady_and_the_reaper.jpgThe_Lady_and_the_Reaperhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/spider-man-heart-attack.jpgSpider-man heart attack2015-03-12T21:15:25+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/03/04/my-not-so-silent-struggle/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/customer-service-joke.jpegcustomer-service-jokehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/injected_stupidity.jpginjected_stupidityYes, gimme a hit of that sweet sweet stupidity.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/george-carlin-everybody-hates-their-job.jpgGeorge Carlin everybody hates their jobhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/struggling-in-silence.jpgStruggling in SilenceWhy does the peeling paint make it extra depressing? Wouldn't a silhouette of someone crying in a chair be enough? 2015-03-09T03:36:39+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/03/02/how-do-you-separate-art-from-the-artist/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/why-am-i-so-evil.jpgWhy am I so Evil2015-03-09T02:54:45+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/02/26/no-more-controversy/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/puppy-and-bunny-and-kitten-and-hamster.jpegpuppy and bunny and kitten and hamsterIt's too much cute. TOO MUCH! My brain can't handle the cute!https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/flat-earth.jpgflat earthAgain, this is the antithesis of what I'm trying to accomplish. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/teach-the-controversy.jpgteach the controversy2015-03-02T12:55:48+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/02/23/youre-a-jerk-for-making-me-feel-like-a-jerk/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/placebo-maximum-strenght-tablets.jpgplacebo-maximum-strenght-tabletshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/albert-einstein-good-for-fear-of-punishment.jpgAlbert Einstein good for fear of punishmenthttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/scrooge.jpgKONICA MINOLTA DIGITAL CAMERAPretty sure this is how people see me.2015-02-26T02:48:44+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/02/18/its-not-the-faith-its-the-interpretation/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/church-sign-doing-it-right.jpgChurch sign doing it righthttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/no-room-in-heaven.jpgno room in heavenhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/liberty-justice-equality.jpgliberty-justice-equalityI don't think the Human Rights Campaign (HRC) necessarily authorized this use of their symbol (that's the background, not the make out). https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/how-is-my-marriage-affecting-you.jpghow-is-my-marriage-affecting-you2015-02-23T00:32:34+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/02/15/bar-vs-liquid-soap-teach-the-controversy/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/public-bathroom-bar-soap.jpgpublic bathroom bar soapSure, bars of soap are superior, that's why they're so widely seen in public restrooms. You'd all be comfortable using a communal bar of soap at your work bathroom or at your city park, right?https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bar-soap-liquid-soap.jpgbar-soap-liquid-soapI'm not sure if this comparison is how many bars equal one bottle for uses or if you can buy four cheap Irish Spring bars per $2 bottle of liquid soap...because I am impartial!https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hairy-soap.jpghairy-soapI only offer this image in the interest of full and fair disclosure.2015-02-19T01:19:48+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/02/12/my-semi-annual-defense-of-valentines-day-or-shut-up-and-have-fun/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hug-a-loner-soneecards.jpghug a loner soneecardsMaybe just hug people more often in general. Hugs are great.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/creepy-valentine.jpgCreepy ValentineGood luck with your nightmares.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/heart-and-cross-bones.jpgheart and cross bonesYou are not expected to love anyone right away.2015-02-18T13:04:15+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/02/10/plagued-by-the-disease-of-music/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/katy-perry-riding-a-lion.jpgkaty-perry-riding-a-lionShe's wearing a flame dress riding a giant lion with red eyes, nope, nothing evil to see here.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hear-some-evil.jpgHear Some Evilhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/danse_macabre_by_michael_wolgemut.pngDanse_macabre_by_Michael_WolgemutDa2015-02-16T14:06:46+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/02/05/my-ted-talk-on-customer-service/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/customer-service.jpegcustomer servicehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/kyle-kinane-cops-customer-service.jpgKyle Kinane Cops Customer ServiceKyle Kinane is great if you like laughinghttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/george-russell-mill-valley-planning-retreat.jpgIJ_MillValleyPaintball_0301The reality of staff retreats. Art by George Russellhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/brainstorming-is-stupid.jpgbrainstorming is stupidThis is the blind ideal bureaucracy imagines will happen from staff retreats2015-02-12T02:44:23+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/02/02/hangover-play-by-play/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hungover-puppy.jpghungover puppyImage courtesy of...oh, never mind, it's right there in the corner.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hangover-cat.jpghangover cathttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/curing-a-hangover.jpegCuring a hangover2015-02-12T02:36:53+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/01/27/car-buying-is-like-buying-cereal/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/used-cars.jpgUsed-CarsIf I can include Kurt Russell in a post, you're damn right I'm going to include Kurt Russell. From the movie Used Cars.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/calworthington.jpgcalworthingtonThis is Cal Worthington. I spent part of my youth watching his dumb commercials 2015-01-31T02:04:36+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/01/25/minimalist-human-interaction-using-sports/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/detroit-lions-2015-champs-tattoo.jpgdetroit lions 2015 champs tattooIn case you're wondering, no, the Detroit Lions cannot and will not win this year's Super Bowl. It's a literal impossibility. Even if they did win, why!?!? WHY!?! That's a good indication that your decision making is suspect. Image and news Source.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/watercooler_sports.jpgwatercooler_sportsImage Source2015-01-28T00:16:48+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/01/21/thin-your-brain-filter/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kid-funny-thoughts.jpegKid Funny Thoughtshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/thought-bubbles-funny-quotes.jpgthought-bubbles-funny-quoteshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cowboy-logic.jpgcowboy logicYeah, because cowboys were known for being thoughtful?2015-01-23T04:33:41+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/01/19/contemplative-martin-luther-king-jr-day/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/martin-luther-king-jr-thinking-quote.jpgmartin-luther-king-jr-thinking-quotehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/martin-luther-king-jr-quote-about-conscientious-stupidity.pngMartin Luther King Jr quote about conscientious stupidity2015-01-23T00:06:59+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/01/15/inspector-of-minutia/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fruit-of-the-loom-mascots.jpgFruit of the Loom MascotsOkay, that's grapes, apple, racist purple grapes, aaaannnnddd cannabis? Marijuana isn't a fruit, it's a vegetable, we all know that. What's the deal, Fruit of the Loom, you couldn't think of one more fruit? You only have two fruit varieties in your mascots/logo. Lazy.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/quality-management-in-garments.jpgquality-management-in-garmentsThere! Right there on the left, that seems to be a carefully placed sticker. Nefarious.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/stuff-on-my-wiener-jeans-inspector.jpgstuff on my wiener jeans inspectorFor all I know, an inspector is just a wiener dog...who am I kidding, I included this picture because of the URL.2015-01-19T13:42:00+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/01/12/get-it-together-the-elderly/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/old-man-racing-kid.jpgOld man racing kidI think he gets it.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/old-woman-towing-man.jpgOld woman towing manThey get it.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/old-lady-on-a-skateboard.jpgOld lady on a skateboardThis lady gets it.2015-01-15T02:29:00+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/01/08/the-joys-of-swearing/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/twat-waffle.jpgTwat WaffleAnd now you know how to curse a bit in ASL. You're welcome.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/george-carlin-7-dirty-words.jpgGeorge Carlin 7 Dirty Words2015-01-12T12:24:25+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2015/01/05/sometimes-new-experiences-find-you/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sober-spider-man.jpgsober spider-manI feel your pain, Spider-Man. But on a separate note, your desk is a bit too tall.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/airplane-shirley.jpgairplane.shirleyAny opportunity to include Leslie Nielsen I will take.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/best-blog-posts-2014.jpgBest-Blog-Posts-2014Well, no, the creator of this list was too myopic to recognize the greatness of StrangelyNaked.com, but I think the burden of proof is on them should they claim that I haven't crafted one of the best blog posts of last year. 2015-01-07T22:35:51+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/12/29/apologizing-for-perspective/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/humbled-by-good-fortune.jpghumbled by good fortunehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dysentery.jpegdysenteryHello, 30-somethings, hope you enjoy this bit of nostalgia.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/800px-jamesmargaretreed.jpg800px-JamesMargaretReedNot a picture of the Picklesmithes, but I figured a picture of the Donner party parents was close enough.2015-01-05T04:21:16+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/12/22/santa-inseminated-my-brain-with-cynicism/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/santa-flashing.jpgSanta Flashinghttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bad-santa-smoking.jpgbad santa smoking2015-01-04T10:43:49+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/12/17/willful-amnesia/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sad-christmas-dog.jpgSad Christmas DogI feel your pain, lil' doggie. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/brain_cells_fleeing.jpgbrain_cells_fleeingAn MRI of my brain cells fleeing.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/favoritebloghop2.jpgFavoriteBloghop22015-01-04T10:38:34+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/12/14/ring-ding-dong-ringa-ding-ding-ding-dong/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/salvation-army-discrimination.jpgSalvation Army Discriminationhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bill-cosby-salvation-army.jpegBill Cosby Salvation ArmyDo you need further reason to avoid the bell ringers?https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/salvation-army-bell-ringer.jpegsalvation army bell ringer2015-01-04T10:34:01+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/12/12/to-my-unborn-daughters-part-iv-denoument/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/psychic-girlfriend-meme.jpgpsychic girlfriend memehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/add-and-psychic-someecards.pngADD and Psychic Someecardshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/edwards-meme.jpgEdwards Memehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/veteran-of-a-thousand-psychic-wars.jpgveteran of a thousand psychic wars2014-12-16T02:31:38+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/12/11/regret-and-self-loathing/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/self-loathing-funny-emo-demotivational-poster.jpgself-loathing-funny-emo-demotivational-posterhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/head_up_ass.jpghead_up_assThat's me. You want to see a picture of me? There I am.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bunny_facepalm.jpgbunny_facepalm2014-12-13T08:56:06+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/12/09/office-party-fun-times/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/office-party-santa-lap-dance.jpgoffice party santa lap dancehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/office-party.jpgOffice partyImage Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/christmas-party-wide-420x0.jpgchristmas-party-wide-420x02014-12-13T08:52:19+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/12/03/to-my-unborn-daughters-part-iii-supping-wages-from-the-teat-of-the-grief-stricken/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bill-murray-ghostbusters-2.gifBill Murray Ghostbusters 2Bill Murray makes everything better. https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/psychic711.jpgpsychic711Forget the umbrella guy, how about the guy with the camera? Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/psychic-path-psychopath.jpgpsychic path psychopathsource2014-12-08T04:51:09+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/12/01/cinema-vorfreude/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/force-awakens-swiss-army-knife.jpgforce awakens swiss army knifehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cthulhu-hates-movies.pngCthulhu Hates Movieshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cthulhu-hates-movies.jpgCthulhu Hates Movies2014-12-06T01:28:40+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/11/23/turning-genocide-into-fun-fun-good-times/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/first-thanksgiving.pngFirst ThanksgivingIt's always nice to add a historical (?) painting of unfathomable bullsh*t to reinforce the blistering stupidity of the idealized version of history.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/thankskillingdvdart.jpgThankskillingDVDArthttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/surprised-turkey.jpgSurprised TurkeyI know, Turkey, it's surprising, but you're gonna get ate, then pooped out. Sorry. Image Source2014-11-30T18:50:53+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/11/20/to-my-unborn-daughters-part-ii-exploiting-grief/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/psychic-gary-spivey.jpgpsychic-gary-spiveyNot our narrator, but, I couldn't resist including Gary here in a story about a self-aware psychic.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/caucasion-deception.jpgcaucasion deceptionhttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/funny-image-twins.jpgfunny-image-twinshttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/misc-pretentiouspanda.jpgMisc-PretentiousPanda2014-12-04T15:09:03+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/11/16/things-not-to-say-to-your-spouse/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/losing-a-5k.jpglosing a 5KThere were people participating in the 5K who had canes. Maybe just donate the money and hobble around on your own time so you're not forcing the employees/volunteers to babysit you.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/someecards-not-getting-any.pngSomeecards not getting anyImage Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/vintage-ad-demeaning-women-van-heusen-ties-woman-serving-man-in-bed.jpgvintage-ad-demeaning-women-van-heusen-ties-woman-serving-man-in-bed2014-11-24T17:34:36+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/11/13/to-my-unborn-daughters/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/twins-in-the-womb.jpgtwins in the wombImage Source2014-12-13T13:51:47+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/11/10/no-tell-hotel-hell/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/terrible-parking.jpgterrible-parkingThis is my parking garage.https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bad-hotel-service-funny.jpgbad hotel service funnyImage Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/landscape_with_figures-cc3a9ret_by_chac3afm_soutine_1922_high_museum_of_art.jpg'Landscape_with_Figures-Céret'_by_Chaïm_Soutine,_1922,_High_Museum_of_ArtChaim Soutine--Landscape With Figures2014-11-19T14:56:21+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/11/05/hate-the-artist-not-the-art/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/selective-outrage-card.jpgSelective Outrage CardImage Sourcehttps://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/van-gogh-simpsons-willie.jpgVan Gogh Simpsons Willie2014-11-14T19:19:16+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/11/03/the-gelatinous-viscous-bloody-birth-of-a-new-venture/https://strangelynaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/strangely-naked-v-4.jpgStrangely Naked V 4It's an aggressive mushroom, what were you thinking?2014-11-04T17:53:44+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/2014/10/08/place-holder/2014-11-04T04:03:04+00:00monthlyhttps://strangelynaked.com/about/2015-05-18T12:36:59+00:00weekly0.6https://strangelynaked.comdaily1.02020-02-17T18:34:21+00:00